Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...