Never argue with kids
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More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...