In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...