How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...