Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...