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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
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Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
How to be a Good Wife
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Slogans for Safe Sex!
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A DAY OFF
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