What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...