If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...