Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...