Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...