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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
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Can’t do
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The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
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A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...