Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...