man to do situps
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The Big Jump
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A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
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Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...