Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....