Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
The Chinese construction worker.
A foreman at a construction site gathers three of his workers: an Irishman, an...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....