Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...