I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...