Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
A group of Americans was touring Ireland…
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...