Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...