Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...