Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...