Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...