Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...