Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...