Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called...