The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
A business man got on an elevator in a building…
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...