Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...