Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...