Actual stupid questions asked
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Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...