Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...