Two men camping
|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...