Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...