Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.