Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus
The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!