Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Why do men die first
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know. If...
Assign the punishment
Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett,...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.