How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Minding his manners.
A man walked into a crowded doctor’s office. As he approached the desk, the...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...