The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...