Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...