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Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
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One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
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Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
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Tuns of Puns!
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Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...