I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Santa’s Helpers?
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Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...