When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...