Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...