Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...