Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...