What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....