Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...