Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...