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“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
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Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
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A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
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A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
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Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
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The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
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