Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Wendy Tatoo
Poor Billy is dating a rich girl and has no idea what to give...
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A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!