What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
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Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
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Why are the so smart? They don?t have any blondes.
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Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
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Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....