Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...